Sunday Funnies For 04-28-24

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cannibals, Drag Queens, Epstein, Iran, joe biden, michelle obama, NPR, Planet Fitness, Rashida Tlaib, Trans, Tupperware

This one might be effective…  Hopefully this one won’t be…

The Coal Doom Loop

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Biden's handlers, coal power plants, D/S/C, DEI hires, electric semis, electric vehicles, EPA, flyover country, joe biden, Mummified Meat Puppet Administration, nuclear power, railroads, self-imagined elite, The economy

A Texas coal-fired plant
credit: expressnews.com

As if things weren’t bad enough, and rapidly circling the drain, Our Mummified Meat Puppet In Chief—MMPIC—is planning to declare a “climate Emergency.”  This will apparently be done under the Climate Emergency Act of 1803, which doesn’t exist, so they’ll just make it up, or declare it a power under some other act that does exist but has nothing whatever to do with climate. This will, no doubt, give him broad, unaccountable and dictatorial powers over every aspect of American’s lives.  But why now?  His handlers know they’re running out of time, and they’re going to try to do as much damage as possible, and also try to make it difficult to undo that damage, in the remaining months of his term.

Too Stupid To Survive #147

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CA reparations, Columbia, Donald Trump, furries, Gaza pier, Hamas useful idiots, Israel, joe biden, Lesbian soccer, Niger, NPR, shit coffee, Title IX, Trans

Well, Biden’s done it again.  He lost Afghanistan, and now he’s lost Niger:   

Rockville, MD: A Thwarted Trans School Attack

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Andrea Ye, copy cat killers, FBI, Nashville Covenant Attack, Rockville MD, trans cover up, trans manifesto, trans shooters, violent trans

As regular readers know, I’ve been covering the Nashville Covenant School attack since it occurred on March 27,2023.  The SMM Nashville archive is here. That particular attack is noteworthy for four primary reasons: (1) The media quickly dropped coverage. (2) The media dropped coverage because it appears while the shooter was carrying an AR-15, she appeared to have exclusively used a common 9mm carbine. (3) The shooter was trans.  (4) The shooter left behind a manifesto and other writings that badly damage the “trans are evolved/angelic” narrative.

Vote For The Republican Ham Sandwich

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Bennie Thompson, Bill Barr, D/S/Cs, Donald Trump, joe biden, Kurt Schlichter, Lawfare, Niger debacle, Ronald Reagan, rule of law, Sarah Sanders, Secret Service, The Constitution, tyranny of the majority

If you’re already sane, and care more about preserving our constitutional, representative republic than hating any politician or tribal group, this article isn’t written specifically for you.  I know you’re going to vote for Donald Trump, not particularly because you like him, and certainly not because you think him some sort of deity.  That’s for Democrats/Socialists/Communists (D/S/Cs).  Even if you would have preferred Ron DeSantis, I know you’re going to vote for a Republican ham sandwich, and not because you hate Joe Biden.  That’s for D/S/Cs too.  I also know you’re going to vote for congressional republican ham sandwiches.

A Long Gun Primer, 2024

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assault weapon, Barrett, Clinton Gun Ban, Donald Trump, Firearm Owner's Protection Act, FN-FAL, H&K MP5, joe biden, Kamala Harris, KelTec, Kriss, M1 Garand, M3 Grease Gun, Ruger, S&W M&P FPC, Tavor

Under President Trump, gun control measures on the federal level had little success.  However, anti-liberty/gun forces, and the media (I know: one in the same), never rest, and circa 2024, President Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris, and most Democrats/Socialists/Communists (D/S/Cs) never stop pushing to ban “assault weapons,” guns in general and most magazines. In this article, an update of several past articles, I hope to help to expose and correct poor and misleading uses of language, particularly by those who prefer the deceptive tactic of manipulating language to steal liberty.  I also hope to provide a few useful, fun facts to know and tell, as well as informed answers to anyone who demands to know why anyone “needs” a given gun or firearm accessory.  I will not be discussing shotguns, lever-action or bolt-action long arms, which are, for our purposes, a separate subject, and well-known technologies.

The Murder of Erik Scott: An Anniversary Observance, 2023

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Barry Jensen, Bill Scott, Erik Scott, Joshua Stark, Las Vegas Metro Police, Las Vegas Review Journal, License To Kill, Samantha Sterner, Summerlin Costco, The Permit, Thomas Mendiola, West Point, William Mosher

Erik Scott

Our nation is changing at a dizzying, and disturbing, pace.  The Internet has had a substantial role in that.  For the first time in history, we have a new category of people we know.  They’re friends, just not friends we can touch, or see over a restaurant table, but we know them nonetheless and we care about them. For the first time in history, we have access to much of human knowledge in the palms of our hands.  We can know stories and people that would, in the past, forever have escaped us.

The DOJ Investigates The FBI And Finds It Blameless

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DOJ, FBI, improper purpose, malicious intent, Michael Horowitz, outreach, potential extremism, Radical Traditional Catholics, violent extremists

Have you ever noticed, gentle readers, whenever a Democrat/Socialist/Communist (D/S/C) government agency or individual—think Fauci–finds itself under investigation by an independent body, say, Congress, the investigation takes years, subpoenaed information disappears, is 99% redacted or is never handed over at all, and the investigation ends inconclusively though everyone knows the bastards really did it?  Contrast that reality with the investigation that is the subject of today’s article.